OCTOBER 13, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: China's Coal Crisis and Economic Reliability. Impact: The rush to mine and burn more coal led to an international competition for the dirtiest energy source, resulting in a global 'Coal Olympics' where countries showcase their soot-spewing abilities. In the end, China wins, and the medal is a chunk of coal.. Fact: Despite being the world’s largest coal producer, China still manages to export a reputation for 'clean energy'—talk about a PR masterclass!.
• Headline: From Victim to N.Y.P.D. Officer. Impact: Katrina Brownlee's transition from victim to officer inspired a new wave of self-defense classes, and soon, every woman in the country was packing heat—literally. The 'Badge and Bow' movement was born, combining law enforcement with stylish accessories.. Fact: Katrina’s story proves that sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands—though hopefully not with a gun, unless you're a trained professional..
• Headline: A Stock Market Malaise With the Shadow of ’70s-Style Stagflation. Impact: The market jitteriness led to a new fitness craze called 'Stagflation Yoga,' where investors perform downward dog while contemplating their diminishing portfolios. It's said to be great for both flexibility and anxiety relief.. Fact: The term 'stagflation' is just a fancy way of saying, 'We're all in trouble, but at least we’re flexible about it.'.
• Headline: Private Equity Funds, Sensing Profit in Tumult, Are Propping Up Oil. Impact: Private equity's fossil fuel investments ignited a black market for energy, leading to underground 'oil parties' where people would trade barrels for craft beer—because who doesn’t want to sip a brew while discussing the impending climate apocalypse?. Fact: It’s funny how private equity can turn into a superhero for fossil fuels, yet we still can’t figure out how to make solar panels look cool. Priorities, people!.