SEPTEMBER 11, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden’s Vaccine Mandates Spark Controversy. Impact: When Republican governors got furious over vaccine mandates, they inadvertently sparked a nationwide conversation about health and personal freedom that would lead to a bizarrely popular TikTok trend of people sharing their 'vaccine stories' while dancing. Thanks, politics!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more contagious than a virus is outrage? It's almost like they were trying to spread something other than COVID..
• Headline: Two Decades of the War on Terror. Impact: As the War on Terror drags on, it’s become a riveting, long-running series that’s difficult to cancel. Spoiler alert: it ends in a cliffhanger that keeps viewers tuning in for more... trauma and fatigue.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'no end in sight' was actually trademarked by the War on Terror? It's now the official tagline for every prolonged conflict known to mankind..
• Headline: Always Pay the Rent? It May Help Your Mortgage Application.. Impact: Fannie Mae's decision to recognize rent payments might just spark a financial revolution, making landlords the new rock stars of the economy. Expect to see 'Landlord Appreciation Day' on calendars soon!. Fact: Did you know that paying rent on time is like showing up on time to a party that you weren’t invited to? It still counts for something, apparently..
• Headline: In Shanksville, Preserving the Memory of 9/11 and the Wars That Followed. Impact: The community in Shanksville became the unexpected epicenter of a new kind of resilience, turning a tragedy into a narrative that inspired countless movies, documentaries, and that one guy who always brings it up at parties.. Fact: Did you know that the area around Shanksville saw a surge in tourism? Apparently, people just love to visit places where history took a dramatic turn—who wouldn't want a selfie with a solemn reminder of sacrifice?.