SEPTEMBER 10, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden's Vaccine Initiative and Economic Revival. Impact: Biden's vaccine push led to a nationwide obsession with hand sanitizer and masks, sparking a new trend in fashion where wearing a mask became the hottest accessory. Who knew that the pandemic would make people look like they were perpetually ready for a bank heist?. Fact: Did you know that in 2020, a single bottle of hand sanitizer was more valuable than gold? In 2021, it became the go-to gift for grandma's birthday..
• Headline: The Stalled $46 Billion Rental Assistance. Impact: The eviction crisis led to a surge in creative living situations, such as 'couch surfing' and 'living in your car.' Little did they know, these trends would inspire a new reality show titled 'Survivors of the Rent Wars.'. Fact: Did you know that 'lease on a napkin' is actually a valid legal document in some circles? Just don’t try to take it to court—you might end up with a napkin full of regrets..
• Headline: Biden's Student Debt Relief Efforts. Impact: The student debt relief sparked a movement so powerful that it inspired future generations to create 'Debt Forgiveness Day,' a national holiday where everyone gets together to collectively ignore their bills. The celebration is marked by cake and denial.. Fact: Did you know that if you stacked all the student loan debt in the U.S. end-to-end, it would reach the moon? Just kidding, but it is a lot. Like, 'I need a spaceship' kind of lot..
• Headline: How Growing Up in New York After 9/11 Shaped These Muslim Leaders. Impact: The post-9/11 generation of Muslim leaders now fuels a new wave of activism that’s reshaping politics and social justice, possibly culminating in a future where every politician must take a public speaking course from them. Watch out, world leaders!. Fact: Did you know that some of those leaders are now so influential that they could probably convince a cat to take a bath? Truly, a testament to their persuasive skills..
• Headline: The Surprising Origins of #MeToo. Impact: The origins of #MeToo led to a cultural awakening that not only empowered survivors but also resulted in countless awkward conversation starters at parties. Imagine trying to explain your stance on consent while someone is just trying to enjoy their chips.. Fact: Did you know that Tarana Burke originally thought about naming the movement ‘Groovy No More’? That’s probably for the best, considering the connotations..