SEPTEMBER 6, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Changing Face of Gawker Media. Impact: If Gawker had just been nice, we might have avoided a timeline where everyone is too afraid to express their opinions for fear of being 'nice' enough to get canceled. Imagine a world where sarcasm is a lost art, and puppies are safe from headlines!. Fact: Did you know that Gawker was once so edgy that they practically invented 'mean internet'? They could've also invented a 'mean dog' but opted for the keyboard instead..
• Headline: Discovering My Future at the U.S. Open. Impact: This father-son moment at the U.S. Open set in motion a chain reaction where millions of dads now think they can bond with their kids over sports. Spoiler: they can't, but at least they bought matching outfits.. Fact: Did you know that most life-changing moments happen when you're just trying to find the bathroom? Just imagine if he had stumbled upon a taco stand instead!.
• Headline: We’ll Give You a Week Off. Please Don’t Quit.. Impact: Companies introducing 'Operation Chillax' may have inadvertently started a new trend where employees expect unlimited vacations. Spoiler alert: that won't end well for the companies involved!. Fact: Did you know that 'chillax' was the top contender for Word of the Year in 2009? It lost to 'staycation' because, you know, 2009 was a very serious time..
• Headline: Americans Stretch Across Political Divides to Welcome Afghan Refugees. Impact: This welcoming of Afghan refugees could lead to a global friendship movement where people start sharing their couches and Wi-Fi passwords. The world might actually get along for once!. Fact: Did you know that helping refugees is the new cool thing? Right up there with avocado toast and artisanal coffee, because nothing says 'I care' like a latte and a charity event!.