AUGUST 27, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Spike Lee Edits 9/11 Documentary Series. Impact: By editing out the conspiracists, Spike Lee inadvertently strengthened the resolve of conspiracy theorists everywhere, leading to a global underground movement that now meets in basements dedicated to decoding the true meaning of pineapple on pizza.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more complex than a conspiracy theory is the number of times Spike Lee has to defend his creative choices? Talk about a full-time job!.
• Headline: Caldor Fire Smoke Chokes Lake Tahoe. Impact: The smoke from the Caldor fire caused many to rethink their pandemic escapes, leading to a rise in real estate prices in less smoky areas, like the moon. Who knew lunar properties would suddenly be on everyone's wish list?. Fact: Did you know that Lake Tahoe's original name translates to 'lake with an impossible-to-breathe atmosphere'? Just kidding, but it might as well!.
• Headline: Calls Grow to Discipline Doctors Spreading Virus Misinformation. Impact: The push to discipline these doctors inadvertently led to a surge in online 'alternative medical experts', who now have larger followings than actual doctors, proving once again that the internet is the great equalizer... for nonsense.. Fact: It's funny how misinformation spreads faster than a virus. Maybe we should start giving awards for the most creative false claims!.
• Headline: Return of the Pied-à-terre. Impact: The return of these city dwellers created a ripple effect of overpriced avocado toast and skyrocketing rents, leading some to believe that New York City is actually a black hole for money.. Fact: Did you know that a pied-à-terre is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm too rich to commit to one place'? Because who wouldn’t want to pay for two homes when you can barely afford one?.