JUNE 18, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Autocrats and the Money Power in London. Impact: As autocrats learned to manipulate the judicial systems in London, the resulting courtroom dramas led to an increase in international espionage. Eventually, a dramatic rise in spy novels ensued, making every librarian a secret agent aficionado.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'money talks' is actually a warning sign for anyone trying to have a serious conversation with a wealthy person?.
• Headline: Siblings Unite for Safety During Pandemic. Impact: The pandemic-induced sibling cohabitation trend sparked a new wave of reality TV shows, ultimately leading to a reality star becoming president. Because, obviously, that’s the logical next step.. Fact: Did you know that living with a sibling can increase your chances of turning into a sitcom character? Just ask any family with a cringeworthy running gag..
• Headline: Challenges Faced by Johnson & Johnson Vaccine. Impact: The underwhelming response to Johnson & Johnson's vaccine led to a major shift in public trust towards pharmaceutical companies. This ultimately resulted in a bizarre surge of interest in herbal remedies, including a cult following for dandelion tea.. Fact: Did you know that 'one and done' is also a phrase used by people who regretted their last haircut? It’s just as effective..
• Headline: Shell Gets Greener, Even as Climate Advocates Say, ‘Go Faster’. Impact: Shell's attempts to go greener were so half-hearted that they inspired an entire generation of eco-activists to adopt the motto 'Better late than never, but seriously, just never'. In 2050, they will be the butt of every environmentalist joke.. Fact: Did you know that 'going green' can also mean switching to biodegradable glitter? Because nothing says 'I care about the planet' like sparkly trash..
• Headline: Is the Future of Offshore Fishing Female?. Impact: The rise of female anglers led to an unexpected surge in fishing competitions featuring custom nail art and themed outfits. Soon, fishing became the most fashionable sport, causing a global shortage of sequins.. Fact: Did you know that fishing is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm about to get really bored while waiting for a fish to make my day'?.