MAY 23, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Unraveling Berglas’ Legendary Card Trick. Impact: If only David Berglas had revealed the secret to his card trick, we might have avoided an alternate timeline where everyone became a magician, leading to card-related traffic accidents and a global shortage of playing cards. Thanks, David!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing harder to learn than Berglas’s card trick is convincing people that magic isn't just elaborate sleight of hand... or CGI?.
• Headline: Truckmakers Embrace Hydrogen Technology Revolution. Impact: This hydrogen-fueled future may lead to an unexpected rise in trucker poetry, as drivers find themselves contemplating the meaning of life during long hauls, all while their trucks emit nothing but good vibes.. Fact: Did you know that hydrogen-fueled trucks are basically the new unicorns of the automotive world? Everyone talks about them, but no one has actually seen one on the highway yet..
• Headline: Zakiya Dalila Harris and Her Debut Novel. Impact: Zakiya Dalila Harris’s book could inadvertently spark a literary revolution, where editors are forced to take creative risks, leading to a series of bizarre yet best-selling novels about talking cats and existential crises.. Fact: Did you know that the publishing industry is still largely run by people who think 'diversity' is just a trendy word for a new flavor of coffee?.
• Headline: Before Rage Flared, a Push to Make Israel’s Mixed Towns More Jewish. Impact: The push for a more 'Jewish' presence might just trigger a sitcom scenario where everyone becomes a neighborhood watch volunteer, leading to a new trend in community bonding... or escalating feuds over lawn decorations.. Fact: Did you know that mixing cultures is like mixing oil and water? Except in this case, it’s more like mixing matzo ball soup and hummus – a recipe for delicious chaos!.