MARCH 31, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden's Corporate Tax Infrastructure Plan. Impact: If Biden's plan had been executed flawlessly, we might have seen a future where potholes were filled with corporate tax dollars instead of excuses. Unfortunately, the only thing that got paved was Congress’s path to more debates.. Fact: Fun fact: Corporate taxes are like that friend who says they’ll pay you back but conveniently forgets their wallet every time you go out..
• Headline: Emotional Testimony in Chauvin Trial. Impact: The emotional testimonies during Chauvin's trial may have sparked a societal awakening, leading to new policies and conversations about police reform for decades to come. Or, you know, it could just be another trend that fades quicker than a viral TikTok dance.. Fact: Did you know that eyewitness testimonies can be notoriously unreliable? Apparently, our memories are as solid as a sandcastle during high tide..
• Headline: Corporate Action Against Voting Restrictions. Impact: The call to action from Black executives may have pushed corporations to reconsider their strategies, leading to a future where voting rights are as protected as a celebrity’s pet in a luxury spa. Or, it could just lead to more empty corporate statements.. Fact: Did you know that many companies have a 'Diversity and Inclusion' section on their websites? It's like the corporate version of putting a 'We Love Dogs' sign in a cat cafe..