FEBRUARY 3, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Impeachment Case: Trump and Capitol Riot. Impact: If Trump had simply taken a nap instead of inciting a riot, we might have avoided a timeline where political discussions devolve into Twitter wars and reality TV star debates. But here we are, living in the 'Capitol Riot Era', where every tweet is a potential insurrection.. Fact: Did you know that the framers of the Constitution probably didn't anticipate their work would be used as a script for a reality show? Yet, here we are..
• Headline: Trump's Immigration Legacy Challenges Biden Administration. Impact: The empowerment of Trump loyalists in Homeland Security might just be the beginning of a new era where immigration policies are run like a high-stakes game of poker, with agents bluffing their way through the legalities. Who knew that bureaucracy could have a reality TV twist?. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'draining the swamp' has now become literal, as it seems to apply to the mindset of some agents more than actual policies. Who needs policy when you have loyalty?.
• Headline: Challenges of Supertall Tower Living. Impact: The architectural follies of 432 Park could very well lead to a new genre of horror movies: 'The Haunted High-Rise'. Imagine elevators that creak ominously, while residents ponder their life choices. All thanks to a little oversight in design!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'money can't buy happiness' is especially true when you find out your luxury apartment has more leaks than a bad spy movie?.
• Headline: Are Private Messaging Apps the Next Misinformation Hot Spot?. Impact: Oh, the irony! As private messaging apps become the new misinformation hotspots, we may just witness the rise of a new breed of 'digital detectives' who will go on wild goose chases to debunk fake news while sipping their artisanal lattes. Welcome to the future of gossip.. Fact: Did you know that encrypted messaging apps were created to keep your secrets safe? But here we are, using them to spread the juiciest rumors faster than a high school gossip chain..
• Headline: Netflix Dominates Golden Globes Nods, With ‘Mank’ and ‘The Crown’ Leading the Way. Impact: Netflix's Golden Globe domination might just inspire other streaming services to start producing 'high art' like 'Cats: The Musical' in an attempt to snag some of that sweet, sweet nomination love. Who knew the streaming wars would get so… classy?. Fact: Did you know that the number of nominations Netflix received could almost be counted as a small country's population? Clearly, they've mastered the art of 'quantity over quality'—or have they?.