JANUARY 25, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: West Virginia's Vaccine Distribution Success. Impact: West Virginia's vaccine efficiency sparked a nationwide competition. Imagine a world where other states start using the motto, 'If you can’t beat us at football, at least beat us at vaccines!' resulting in every state governor becoming a part-time pharmacist.. Fact: Did you know that West Virginia is also home to the world's largest teapot? Clearly, they know how to brew both tea and health solutions..
• Headline: Space: A New Battlefield for Superpowers. Impact: As the U.S. and China battle for cosmic supremacy, we might just be one more satellite weapon away from a reality show where astronauts have to dodge lasers while doing space yoga. The future is looking out of this world!. Fact: Did you know that there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on Earth? But hey, let's focus on who can blow up which satellite!.
• Headline: Trump's Facebook Return in New Supercourt. Impact: Trump's potential Facebook return could lead to a new social media renaissance. Imagine a timeline where every ex-president has their own TikTok dance challenge. 'The White House Shuffle,' anyone?. Fact: Did you know that Facebook was originally launched as 'Thefacebook' for college students? Look how far we’ve come—now it's for disgraced politicians too!.
• Headline: Jeffrey Clark Was Considered Unassuming. Then He Plotted With Trump.. Impact: Clark's conspiratorial turn made him the poster child for 'how to lose friends and alienate colleagues.' This could lead to future attorneys general considering therapy before accepting their roles.. Fact: Did you know that the Justice Department is often referred to as the 'Department of Justice'? Ironically, it’s also where justice goes to take a coffee break..