JANUARY 21, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: A New Dawn: Inauguration Day Reflections. Impact: The collective sigh of relief caused a butterfly effect that led to spontaneous gatherings of bipartisan yoga classes across the nation, aimed at promoting 'unity through downward dog.'. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more fragile than a bipartisan agreement is a politician's ego? But hey, at least they're breathing easier!.
• Headline: Biden's New Health Strategy Unveiled. Impact: Biden's unveiling of a national strategy created a ripple effect that inspired a new trend in virtual events, where people now host 'strategy unveilings' for everything from birthday parties to cat adoption.. Fact: You know a plan is serious when it's 200 pages long—just like that novel you promised to finish but never did..
• Headline: Charlottesville Inspired Biden to Run. Now It Has a Message for Him.. Impact: Charlottesville's rally indirectly fueled a rise in accountability protests, which led to the creation of a new social media challenge: 'Accountability Check,' where people confront their friends about their questionable life choices.. Fact: The rally was a grim reminder that history can be a terrible teacher, especially when nobody wants to take the class..
• Headline: Continuing Job Losses Put Spotlight on Economic Relief. Impact: As unemployment claims surged, it prompted a nationwide surge in memes about job hunting that would ultimately lead to the creation of the 'Jobless Olympics,' showcasing the best couch-sitting and snack-eating skills.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more relentless than unemployment claims is your Aunt Karen asking when you're going to settle down and get a 'real job.'.