DECEMBER 16, 2020

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• Headline: Beauty Pie Launches Affordable Luxury Makeup. Impact: Had Marcia Kilgore's Beauty Pie not emerged, we might still be living in a world where people are willing to pay triple for lipstick. Imagine the horror of a society where a mascara doesn't come with a side of financial anxiety!. Fact: Beauty products were once sold at prices that made them more exclusive than a secret society. Now, thanks to Kilgore, you can finally afford to look as fabulous as you feel—without selling a kidney!.
• Headline: Vaccination Campaign at Nursing Homes Faces Obstacles and Confusion. Impact: The vaccination campaign's struggles might lead to an uprising of conspiracy theorists equating vaccines with alien mind control, which in turn could inspire a new genre of sci-fi film. 'The Invasion of the Vaccine Snatchers' anyone?. Fact: The only thing scarier than needles for some people is the prospect of reading the terms and conditions on their consent forms. Who knew consent could be so complicated?.
• Headline: Gone but Never Forgotten in a Quilt. Impact: The quilt created by the Women of Color Quilters Network not only preserves history but also weaves a narrative that could inspire future generations to take up sewing—or at least learn to stitch their own emotional baggage. Crafting as a form of therapy? Groundbreaking!. Fact: Quilting is often considered a dying art, but in reality, it's just evolving—now it's a hipster activity where you can sip artisanal coffee while stitching your pain away. Who knew sewing could be so trendy?.