DECEMBER 10, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Gen Z Activism: Abortion Rights on TikTok. Impact: As Gen Z TikTokers rally for abortion rights, they inadvertently inspire an entire generation to express their political views through dance. Who knew that the choreography of protest would lead to a new era of 'political influencers'?. Fact: Did you know that TikTok's algorithm can predict your next dance move better than your ex? That's right, it knows your rhythm but not your heart..
• Headline: The Timeless Appeal of Handbags. Impact: The handbag's survival led to a revival in the fashion world, which in turn sparked a trend of 'baggy' pants that awkwardly juxtaposed the elegance of the handbag. Thus, the 'fashion paradox' was born.. Fact: Did you know that the average woman will spend 76 days of her life searching for things in her handbag? That's almost enough time to learn a new language or, you know, just find that lip balm!.
• Headline: Challenges in Facebook Antitrust Cases. Impact: The ongoing antitrust struggle against Facebook has inadvertently created an underground movement of 'anti-Facebook' social media platforms, leading to a bizarre renaissance of MySpace. Just wait until the emo kids take over again.. Fact: Did you know that Facebook was initially created to rate the attractiveness of college students? What a way to build a social network: by ranking people like they're products on Amazon!.
• Headline: ‘The Prom’ Review: Showbiz Sanctimony, and All That Zazz. Impact: The lively interpretation of 'The Prom' brought a wave of high school productions that led to a nationwide increase in glitter supply sales, resulting in a glitter shortage that will haunt us for decades.. Fact: Did you know that Ryan Murphy's productions have collectively won more awards than most countries have medals? Just imagine if he ran for office—he'd probably win based on sheer production value alone!.