DECEMBER 9, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Lauder's Historic Gift to the Met. Impact: With this generous gift, the Met has officially become a fortress for arms and armor. Who knew that art could be so... armed? This donation could lead to a nationwide trend of museums being turned into mini fortresses, prompting future generations to consider art and warfare as synonymous.. Fact: Ronald Lauder's collection is now so significant that it could probably defend against a small invasion. Who needs a museum curator when you have a military strategist?.
• Headline: More Men Reach for Sewing Machines. Impact: As more men embrace sewing, we might witness a renaissance in men's fashion. Imagine a world where every man is strutting down the street in custom-made suits complete with bedazzled pockets. The butterfly effect could lead to a new trend of 'Sewing Bros' forming clubs. Just wait till they start posting their creations on Instagram.. Fact: Sewing was once considered a ‘women-only’ activity, but now men are reclaiming it like it’s the latest superhero trend. Next up: knitting with power tools!.
• Headline: Carnegie Hall Stands By Its Chairman, Despite Tax Violations. Impact: Carnegie Hall's support of Smith could lead to a future where tax evasion becomes the new 'in' thing. If they can stand by a tax evader, who's next? Maybe performance artists will start hiding their income in plain sight, leading to a bizarre new art movement based on dodging taxes.. Fact: Tax violations and orchestral music have one thing in common: they both require a lot of skill to pull off without a hitch. And yet, here we are!.