DECEMBER 8, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump Administration Missed Pfizer Vaccine Opportunity. Impact: By passing on the chance to secure more Pfizer vaccine doses, the Trump administration inadvertently caused every future president to triple-check their options before making any decisions, leading to a nationwide shortage of 'Oops, we missed it!' T-shirts. They could have been millionaires!. Fact: Fun fact: If the Trump team had secured those doses, they might have saved enough lives to start a new reality show called 'Survivor: Vaccine Edition.'.
• Headline: Legacy of Chuck Yeager: Aviation Pioneer. Impact: Chuck Yeager's passing sent shockwaves through the aviation community, leading to a resurgence in the study of aerodynamics, which in turn inspired a new generation of drone enthusiasts who think they're the next 'right stuff' while flying their devices into trees.. Fact: Interestingly, Yeager once tried to break the sound barrier on a bicycle. Spoiler: The bike didn't make it, but he did get a cool helmet out of the ordeal..
• Headline: Why These Young Men Carry Guns. Impact: The rising trend of young men carrying guns in New York City sparked a nationwide debate about gun culture, leading to the birth of a new reality show called 'America's Next Top Gun,' where contestants showcase their best gun-toting poses. Ratings? Off the charts!. Fact: Did you know that before carrying guns, many of these young men tried their hand at knitting? Turns out, the yarn just didn't have the same intimidation factor..