DECEMBER 1, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Influence on Georgia Senate Runoffs. Impact: Trump's pettiness toward Georgia Republicans led to a ripple effect where every future politician realized that sowing doubt could actually become a strategy. Now, conspiracy theories about election fairness are practically a requirement for any aspiring politician. Who needs voters anyway?. Fact: Did you know that in 2020, political parties became the new reality show? Tune in next week for 'As the Senate Turns'!.
• Headline: Times Square's Eerie Silence Unveiled. Impact: The eerie emptiness of Times Square sparked a global trend of virtual tourism, where people could visit iconic locations from the comfort of their own couches—thereby creating a thriving market for pajama sales. Who needs fresh air?. Fact: Did you know that Times Square's famous lights are actually just sad, lonely bulbs that wish they could shine for an audience?.
• Headline: These ‘Little Land Mines’ Could Prevent a Summertime Boom. Impact: Congress’s indecision about the economy created a time loop where every winter feels like a rerun of the last. Economists now refer to this phenomenon as the 'Groundhog Day Effect'—except no one gets a happy ending.. Fact: Did you know that Congress could actually solve problems if they spent as much time debating as they do on Twitter? But then again, where's the drama in that?.