NOVEMBER 24, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Transition Officially Begins to Biden Administration. Impact: The formal transition to Biden marked the beginning of the end for a Twitter presidency. Who knew that a few tweets could lead to a global pandemic of stress-induced hair loss?. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'peaceful transition of power' is just a fancy way of saying 'please stop tweeting for five minutes'?.
• Headline: David N. Dinkins, Legacy of Leadership. Impact: Dinkins' legacy as the first Black mayor of New York City paved the way for future leaders, proving that even in the chaos of the '90s, progress was still possible. And yet, here we are still waiting for that harmony.. Fact: Fun fact: Dinkins once said he wanted to be the 'mayor for all New Yorkers.' Too bad he couldn't find a magic wand for the racial tensions..
• Headline: Wall Street's Relief from Presidential Tweets. Impact: Wall Street's desire to unfollow Trump marked a pivotal moment in financial history. The stock market's mood swings became a little less dramatic, but alas, investors would still find something else to panic about.. Fact: Did you know that the stock market has a better attention span than a toddler? At least it doesn't throw tantrums... oh wait..
• Headline: Evidence Builds That an Early Mutation Made the Pandemic Harder to Stop. Impact: The revelation about the mutation's impact on the pandemic sparked a chain reaction in research and public health responses. It's like finding out that your favorite Netflix series had a surprise twist that made everything more complicated.. Fact: Did you know that scientists have been mutating things since the dawn of time? Just look at the evolution of reality TV..
• Headline: Latinos, Long Dismissed in Hollywood, Push to Make Voices Heard. Impact: The push for Latino voices in Hollywood signifies a gradual shift in representation, leading to a future where stories are as diverse as the audiences watching them. Or at least, that's the plan until the next sequel ruins everything.. Fact: Did you know that Hollywood once thought the only Latino roles were either criminals or landscapers? Apparently, they missed the memo on actual human beings..