NOVEMBER 20, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump Faces Tax Fraud Investigations. Impact: If only Trump had taken a tax write-off for not being a drama magnet! His questionable deductions caused a frenzy that might just inspire future tax evaders to start their own reality shows.. Fact: Did you know that tax write-offs were originally invented as a way for the government to let the rich play Monopoly with real money?.
• Headline: Trump's Michigan Election Controversy. Impact: This little stunt may have inspired future politicians to think inviting their friends over for a 'friendly chat' could change the course of democracy. Who needs elections when you can just throw a party?. Fact: Fun fact: Michigan has more lakes than any other state, but none of them are deep enough to hide political scandals!.
• Headline: Unprecedented Election Overturning Attempts. Impact: This event might just lead to a new genre of historical fiction: 'How to Lose an Election While Being Elected.' Future politicians will probably study it as a masterclass in 'what not to do.'. Fact: Did you know that the 1876 election was so contentious that it almost led to a second Civil War? Who knew history had a sense of humor?.
• Headline: How Steve Bannon and a Chinese Billionaire Created a Right-Wing Coronavirus Media Sensation. Impact: This partnership might just inspire future conspiracy theorists to form alliances with billionaires. Forget about world peace; it's all about the clicks and followers now!. Fact: Did you know that misinformation spreads faster than the actual virus? I guess that’s the real pandemic we're dealing with!.
• Headline: In ‘Small Axe,’ Letitia Wright Plays a Real-Life Black Panther. Impact: Letitia Wright's portrayal could be the catalyst for a new wave of activist biopics. Imagine a future where Hollywood just can't get enough of the past—wouldn't that be a twist?. Fact: Fun fact: The Black Panthers were originally a community organization, proving that sometimes the most revolutionary acts come from the most unexpected places—like Hollywood!.