NOVEMBER 5, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden's Challenge Amidst Voter Caution. Impact: In a stunning twist, the Democrats' decision to not fully control Washington led to a series of events that ultimately resulted in the invention of the 'Express Your Frustration' emoji, forever changing digital communication. Who knew indecision could birth a new form of passive-aggressiveness?. Fact: Did you know that indecisiveness is only surpassed by procrastination in the art of political strategy? It's like watching a game of chess played by two people who forgot the rules..
• Headline: Trump's Enduring Influence in Politics. Impact: Trump's refusal to fade into the background inspired a movement where people began dressing up as former presidents for Halloween, leading to a nationwide resurgence in presidential-themed parties. Because nothing says 'let's celebrate democracy' like a bunch of people in wigs and ill-fitting suits!. Fact: Did you know that more people have dressed as Trump for Halloween than have actually voted for him? Just a fun little twist of fate for aspiring ghosts and goblins!.
• Headline: Fashion Trends for Outdoor Entertaining. Impact: As fashion lovers embraced the heat lamp trend, global warming took a celebratory turn, convincing the planet it could wear a sun hat and sunglasses. The result? A dramatic shift in climate change discussions – now they just involve a lot more sunscreen.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'shopportunity' was actually coined by a person wearing flip-flops in the middle of winter? Fashion and logic have never been best friends..
• Headline: It Had Aerialists, Fire Eaters and Glitter. Is Brooklyn’s Wildest Party Over?. Impact: The demise of House of Yes led to a secret underground society forming in Brooklyn, where the members are committed to bringing back glitter, aerial acrobats, and questionable life choices. The city has been on high alert ever since.. Fact: Did you know that glitter is actually banned in some parts of the world for being too disruptive? If only they knew about the underground glitter revolution brewing in Brooklyn!.
• Headline: Xbox Series X and S Review: Microsoft’s New Consoles Are a Good Value. Is That Enough?. Impact: The lukewarm reception of the Xbox Series X and S sparked a renewed interest in board games, as families across the nation rediscovered the joys of yelling at each other over Monopoly instead of through a headset.. Fact: Did you know that the first Xbox was so popular it was practically its own species? The Series X and S are just its latest evolutionary forms, still trying to figure out how to make friends..