NOVEMBER 1, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Sean Connery's Bond Evolution. Impact: If Sean Connery hadn't perfected the art of being a suave secret agent, we might be living in a world where Bond is played by someone like Mr. Bean. Can you imagine the chaos of shaken, not stirred, with a side of slapstick?. Fact: Sean Connery was so iconic as Bond that even the martinis felt the pressure to be more sophisticated..
• Headline: Biden vs. Trump: Key State Poll Results. Impact: Biden leading Trump in key states might have sent Trump into a Twitter spiral that could lead to the invention of a new social media platform dedicated solely to his grievances. #MakeTwitterGreatAgain.. Fact: Polls are like horoscopes for politicians—often vague, occasionally accurate, and always open to interpretation by those who believe they know better..
• Headline: Dishonesty Has Defined the Trump Presidency. The Consequences Could Be Lasting.. Impact: The erosion of public trust during Trump's presidency might lead to a future where facts are regarded as mere suggestions, giving rise to a new line of work: 'Fact Consultant.'. Fact: Dishonesty in politics might just be the only profession where lying has become a competitive advantage. Who knew? Oh right, everyone..
• Headline: On Marathon Weekend, Des Linden Ran 26.2 Miles, and Then Some, in New York. Impact: Des Linden's marathon determination might inspire future generations to run marathons in virtual reality, leading to a rise in couch potatoes claiming marathon medals without ever leaving the sofa.. Fact: Running 26.2 miles is impressive, but running them virtually means you can eat pizza while still claiming you’re 'training' for the next big event..