OCTOBER 23, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Adapting Haunts in a Pandemic Year. Impact: The rise of socially distanced haunted houses led to a new phenomenon: the 'Invisible Clown,' which became a viral sensation, resulting in a generation of children fearing nothing more than the idea of social interaction.. Fact: Did you know that clowns used to be funny? Now, they just remind us of our worst nightmares... which, in 2020, was surprisingly accurate..
• Headline: Susan Collins: A Political Perspective Shift. Impact: Susan Collins' old-school politics inadvertently sparked a nationwide trend of nostalgia, where people began to yearn for the days of rotary phones and dial-up internet, completely ignoring actual political progress.. Fact: Did you know that Maine is known for its lobsters? Too bad Susan Collins can’t just butter up her political stance the same way!.
• Headline: What Will New York Real Estate Look Like Next Year?. Impact: The pandemic-induced changes in New York real estate led to a bizarre new trend: people are now investing in 'invisible homes'—properties that exist solely in the imagination, making them the most affordable option in the market.. Fact: Did you know that New York real estate agents can sell you a view? Too bad the view in 2020 was mostly just empty streets!.
• Headline: It’s a Ballot Fight for Survival for Gig Companies Like Uber. Impact: The battle for gig economy survival inspired a new reality show, 'Gig Wars,' where companies compete in ridiculous challenges like delivering food while avoiding stray cats and potholes, all while on a budget.. Fact: Did you know that Uber's logo is a stylized 'U'? It stands for 'Underestimating the power of a good lawyer.'.