SEPTEMBER 5, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: India's Dreams Impacted by Coronavirus. Impact: India's setback caused a butterfly effect that eventually led to a rise in the production of inspirational Bollywood movies about overcoming adversity. Spoiler alert: they all end with a dance-off.. Fact: Did you know that India's ambitions were so high, they were considering launching a 'Global Power' app? It was supposed to update your status to 'Superpower' with just one click..
• Headline: Pandemic Policies Spark Workplace Tensions. Impact: The rift between parents and non-parents led to the formation of the 'Childless Workers Alliance,' which humorously tried to argue that coffee breaks are a basic human right, leading to the first unionized coffee shop.. Fact: Did you know that during this time, a new saying emerged: 'It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes an army of non-parents to raise a complaint about it'?.
• Headline: How Trump Draws on Campaign Funds to Pay Legal Bills. Impact: Trump's creative financing methods inspired a new generation of politicians to reimagine fundraising, leading to the birth of crowdfunding campaigns titled 'Help Me Avoid Jail Time.'. Fact: Did you know that Trump’s legal bills are so high they could fund a small country? Or at least a really nice vacation for someone with good taste in resorts..
• Headline: Race for Coronavirus Vaccine Pits Spy Against Spy. Impact: The spy-versus-spy antics over vaccines paved the way for an unexpected genre of espionage films, featuring plot twists like 'The Virus That Stole Christmas.'. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more intense than the race for the vaccine was the race to see who could create the most outlandish spy-themed memes about it? Spoiler: it was a tie..