SEPTEMBER 2, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Controversial Coronavirus Adviser at the White House. Impact: Dr. Scott Atlas's unconventional advice led to a series of questionable public health policies, resulting in a ripple effect of conspiracy theories that convinced people to question everything from vaccines to the effectiveness of handwashing. Who knew a single advisor could turn basic hygiene into a philosophical debate?. Fact: Did you know that questioning basic public health measures is now considered a high-level political strategy? Next up: debating the effectiveness of soap!.
• Headline: Insurance Crisis Amid California Wildfires. Impact: As homeowners found themselves unable to secure insurance, they spontaneously transformed into eco-warriors, planting trees and hosting bake sales for climate action. It became a bizarre movement that ironically led to more wildfires as people attempted to 'combat' the crisis by using their ovens more often.. Fact: Did you know that in California, you might be more likely to find fire insurance in a unicorn's lair than in a fire-prone area? Good luck with that!.
• Headline: Aleksei Navalny Was Poisoned With Novichok, Germany Says. Impact: Aleksei Navalny's poisoning became a catalyst for international outrage, inadvertently creating a new trend in political activism: 'The More You Oppress, The More We Protest.' This became a worldwide phenomenon, with protest slogans being printed on t-shirts faster than you can say 'Novichok.'. Fact: Did you know that getting poisoned can actually boost your popularity? Just ask Navalny—who knew a nerve agent could lead to a global following?.
• Headline: Prince Harry and Meghan Sign Megawatt Netflix Deal. Impact: Prince Harry and Meghan's foray into Hollywood sparked a trend of royals ditching their crowns for cameras, leading to a future where every royal family member has their own Netflix special. Upcoming titles include 'Duchess Diaries' and 'Crown Confessions: The Reality Show.'. Fact: Did you know that signing a deal with Netflix is now the royal equivalent of running away to join the circus? Next up: a reality show featuring the Queen’s corgis!.