AUGUST 20, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump Supports QAnon Followers. Impact: This statement catalyzed an entire generation of internet sleuths who, in their quest for ‘truth’, inadvertently led to the rise of conspiracy-themed bingo nights in suburban basements.. Fact: Fun fact: QAnon followers often claim to be the most patriotic of all, which is ironic considering they spend a lot of time in their pajamas on the internet..
• Headline: Historic Nomination of Kamala Harris. Impact: The nomination of Kamala Harris set off a chain reaction leading to increased visibility for women of color in politics, ultimately resulting in a reality TV show titled 'Real Politicians of the United States'.. Fact: Did you know that Kamala Harris's nomination was historic? You'd think history would be more exciting than just a bunch of men in suits arguing..
• Headline: Exploring the Future of Work Environments. Impact: As people adapted to remote work, the rise of pajama fashion took hold, leading to a worldwide shortage of elastic waistbands and a boom in online yoga classes.. Fact: Did you know that working from home allows you to attend meetings in your pajamas? Just don’t forget to mute yourself when you’re snacking!.
• Headline: Aleksei Navalny Hospitalized in Russia in Suspected Poisoning. Impact: Navalny's poisoning sparked international outrage, resulting in a series of protests that eventually inspired a new genre of protest music that was surprisingly catchy.. Fact: The poisoning of opposition leaders in Russia is so common, it’s practically a national sport. Gold medals for all, I suppose..
• Headline: Writers Mutiny at ‘All Rise,’ the Rare CBS Show With a Black Female Lead. Impact: This mutiny led to a newfound awareness in Hollywood about the importance of diverse voices, eventually resulting in a reality show that features writers fighting over who gets the last donut in the break room.. Fact: In TV land, disputes over racial and gender representation are as common as reboots of classic shows. Just wait until they reboot 'Friends' with actual friends..