AUGUST 19, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden's Vision for America's Future. Impact: Joe Biden's quest for the presidency became the world's longest-running reality show. His efforts to reverse Trump's policies led to an unexpected rise in online meme culture, making 'Undoing Trump' synonymous with 'The Office' reruns.. Fact: Did you know Biden's campaign slogan was originally 'Make America Moderate Again'? Yeah, catchy, right?.
• Headline: Biden's Historic Presidential Nomination. Impact: Biden's nomination became a rallying point, inadvertently leading to the creation of countless coffee mugs and T-shirts that declared, 'Finally, someone who can remember where they left their glasses.'. Fact: Fun fact: Biden once ran for president in 1988 and got sidetracked by a plagiarism scandal. He must really love the thrill of a good comeback!.
• Headline: Russian Ballet's Triumph and Setback. Impact: The ballet's brief return to the stage before the Covid outbreak ended up inspiring a new genre of interpretive dance: 'Social Distancing Ballet,' where dancers perform while maintaining six feet apart, resulting in some truly avant-garde choreography.. Fact: Ironically, the only thing that spread faster than the virus was the rumor that ballet dancers are immune to bad reviews. Spoiler: they're not..
• Headline: Apple Reaches $2 Trillion, Punctuating Big Tech’s Grip. Impact: Apple's $2 trillion valuation signaled a new era where people began to treat their iPhones like precious heirlooms, leading to a rise in 'iPhone preservation societies' and a market for vintage phone cases.. Fact: Did you know that Apple was once just a small fruit company? Oh wait, no, that was just wishful thinking for the competition..