JUNE 23, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: NASA's Mars Helicopter Revolutionizes Exploration. Impact: When NASA sent a helicopter to Mars, it inadvertently inspired a generation of children to become astronauts, which resulted in a series of questionable TikTok dances performed in zero gravity. Who knew a helicopter could lead to viral trends?. Fact: The Wright Brothers didn't just invent the airplane; they also invented the concept of air traffic jams, which we are still trying to solve today!.
• Headline: Trump's Battle for Arizona Explained. Impact: Trump's fierce battle for Arizona set off a chain reaction that eventually led to more heated debates about the color of the state—turns out, it wasn't just red or blue, but a stunning shade of 'exhausted voters'.. Fact: Arizona is known for its beautiful sunsets and frustratingly long lines at polling stations. Truly a paradise..
• Headline: Productivity and Isolation During Pandemics. Impact: The pandemic productivity debate led to a cosmic alignment that resulted in the creation of a new species: the 'Home Office Sloth'—a creature that thrives on Zoom calls and snack breaks.. Fact: The average person spends about 2 hours a day in video calls, which is basically equivalent to a full-time job for a cat who just wants to sit on your keyboard..
• Headline: Square, Jack Dorsey’s Pay Service, Is Withholding Money Merchants Say They Need. Impact: Jack Dorsey's decision to withhold money from small businesses led to a secret society of merchants who began bartering with artisanal bread and craft beer, ultimately giving rise to the first-ever 'Bread and Beer Festival'.. Fact: Twitter might be great for memes, but it turns out, it’s not the best financial advisor. Shocking, I know!.