JUNE 20, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Barr's Attempt to Dismiss Berman Sparks Crisis. Impact: Berman's refusal to leave sparked a series of events that led to a nationwide trend of attorneys developing a sudden interest in job security. Little did they know, this would eventually lead to a thriving market for 'How to Not Get Fired' seminars in the legal world.. Fact: Did you know that refusing to leave a job can sometimes lead to the creation of an entire new industry? Just ask Geoffrey Berman!.
• Headline: Faith, Politics, and Community Challenges. Impact: This pastor's uncertainty led to a revival of 'political sermon' workshops. Several years later, churches across the nation were flooded with political correctness, and 'God, Guns, and Governance' became the top-selling book of the decade.. Fact: It's funny how many people think they can mix politics and religion without starting a holy war. Spoiler alert: you can’t!.
• Headline: Corruption Fuels COVID Crisis in Latin America. Impact: This scandal prompted a global crackdown on corruption, leading to the rise of a new superhero: 'The Masked Auditor.' They didn’t wear capes, but they certainly wore masks, and their power was the ability to uncover financial foul play.. Fact: Body bags aren’t just for the deceased anymore; they’re now a hot commodity in the world of unethical business practices. Who would've thought?.
• Headline: Trump Fires U.S. Attorney in New York Who Investigated His Inner Circle. Impact: This incident opened the floodgates for conspiracy theories suggesting that the FBI was secretly replaced by a team of amateur sleuths armed only with TikTok and a Google search. The legal landscape became a reality show.. Fact: In the world of politics, 'firing' has become synonymous with 'cleaning house.' Who knew it was just another way of saying, 'You're not my friend anymore'?.
• Headline: CrossFit Owner Fostered Sexist Company Culture, Workers Say. Impact: The fallout from this culture led to a surge in online courses about workplace ethics, resulting in the first-ever 'How to Not Be a Jerk 101' becoming a mandatory college requirement in various fields.. Fact: CrossFit: where you can get fit and experience emotional trauma all in one go. Who knew a workout could come with a side of sexism?.