JUNE 2, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Christo's Unforgettable Artistic Installations. Impact: Every time someone unfurls a piece of fabric, an art critic somewhere gasps. Future generations will be forever haunted by the fear of their curtains being mistaken for conceptual art.. Fact: Did you know that if you wrap a building in fabric, it instantly gains at least 50% more Instagram likes? Art and social media, a match made in heaven!.
• Headline: Cooking Struggles During the Pandemic. Impact: The rise of sourdough enthusiasts led to a flour shortage, which is ironically the only thing that’s been kneaded in the last few years. In a parallel universe, these home cooks are now culinary wizards, ruling over a kingdom of gluten.. Fact: Did you know that making bread could become a competitive sport? Just wait until the local sourdough league starts drafting players based on their yeast-raising skills..
• Headline: Relaxing the Rules of Social Distancing. Impact: As soon as the rules were relaxed, people forgot how to socialize like they forgot how to live without pants on Zoom calls. Future generations will look back and wonder why everyone suddenly started hugging strangers again.. Fact: Fun fact: Social distancing rules were the only thing keeping awkward small talk at bay. Now that they’re lifting, brace yourself for the return of ‘How’s the weather?’ conversations!.
• Headline: Joe Biden Laces Into Trump for Fanning ‘Flames of Hate’. Impact: This fiery exchange was like tossing gasoline on a wildfire of political division, forever changing the landscape of American politics. In the future, debates will be held in arenas, complete with pyrotechnics.. Fact: Did you know that political speeches have become more spectacular than most action movies? Cue the dramatic music and slow-motion applause!.