MAY 4, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Union Activism Transforms Newsrooms Today. Impact: This new breed of union activists could eventually lead to an entirely different media landscape where newsrooms are filled with gender-neutral pronouns and the writers are less stressed out. Imagine a world where journalists are happy and actually get coffee breaks. Shocking, I know.. Fact: Did you know that unionizing is so effective, it might actually make journalists write less sensationalist headlines? Who knew a little worker solidarity could lead to fewer clickbait articles?.
• Headline: N.B.A. Stars Struggle Without Home Hoops. Impact: This lack of home hoops could lead to a future where NBA stars become amateur architects, designing backyard courts out of sheer boredom. Perhaps we’ll see the rise of a new generation of highly skilled but courtless pros – the No-Hoops League.. Fact: Did you know that some of these stars might be so out of practice that they could get mistaken for the local dad at the park trying to relive his glory days? It's a real identity crisis!.
• Headline: The Pandemic May Mean the End of the Open-Floor Office. Impact: The end of the open-floor office could lead to a future where workers actually talk to each other, and offices become a place for socializing instead of a silent battleground of awkward glances and whispered complaints. Say goodbye to over-shared personal space!. Fact: Did you know that the open-floor office was originally designed by someone who probably hated personal boundaries? It's a miracle it lasted this long!.
• Headline: 3 Hospital Workers Gave Out Masks. Weeks Later, They All Were Dead.. Impact: The tragic loss of these hospital workers highlights the often-overlooked sacrifices made by healthcare professionals, potentially sparking a worldwide movement for better safety measures that could reshape medical practices forever. A sobering reminder that heroes wear scrubs, not capes.. Fact: Fun fact: The unsung heroes of the pandemic have been working tirelessly, often without the recognition they deserve. It's almost like they should get their own superhero movie… but maybe with less tragedy this time..