APRIL 27, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Boomer Excess Meets Modern Challenges. Impact: Anna Wintour's lavish reign at Condé Nast led to a butterfly effect where every overpriced latte and Instagrammable brunch increased the average millennial's credit card debt, eventually forcing them to invent a new currency based solely on TikTok likes.. Fact: Did you know that the average American spends more on coffee annually than on public transportation? Thanks, Anna!.
• Headline: Reconnecting Through Tennis: A Father's Journey. Impact: The bonding moment over tennis not only strengthened their relationship but also inadvertently inspired a worldwide movement of dads trying to connect through increasingly bizarre sports, leading to a rise in pickleball and extreme ironing.. Fact: Fun fact: Tennis was once played with wooden rackets and balls made of leather. So, if your dad is bad at tennis, it might just be genetic..
• Headline: A Virus Upends the World in a Sweeping New Novel. Impact: Wright's novel about a pandemic sparked a whole genre of apocalyptic literature that convinced a generation to stockpile toilet paper and canned beans, inadvertently creating a thriving underground market for vintage comic books.. Fact: Ironically, the odds of a pandemic happening are lower than the odds of you finishing that book you bought in 2020. Just saying..