APRIL 25, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: City Suffers in Prolonged Pandemic Despair. Impact: As despair settled in like an unwelcome house guest, the collective mood darkened, leading to the invention of 'pandemic hobbies.' Thus, the rise of sourdough bread baking and TikTok dance challenges began, forever altering the trajectory of culinary arts and social media.. Fact: Did you know that during this time, people spent more time online than ever? Who knew that scrolling through cat videos would become a coping mechanism?.
• Headline: The Rise of Quarterbacks in N.F.L. Draft. Impact: The NFL Draft transformed into a 'cool kids' club, leading to a surge in quarterback-themed merchandise. Future generations would confuse sports stars with rock stars, resulting in a bizarre crossover where quarterbacks became the new pop icons.. Fact: Fun fact: the term 'cool kids' actually originated from a high school cafeteria in the 80s, but it gained a second wind thanks to the NFL. So, thanks for that, NFL!.
• Headline: Reopening Has Begun. No One Is Sure What Happens Next.. Impact: The uncertainty about reopening the economy led to a chain reaction of indecision that would echo through the ages. Future historians would refer to this era as 'the age of awkward handshakes' as people struggled to remember how to socialize.. Fact: Here's a fun thought: the phrase 'let's get back to normal' was said so many times that it almost became a meme in itself. If only normal had a defined meaning!.
• Headline: A Candidate in Isolation: Inside Joe Biden’s Cloistered Campaign. Impact: Biden's basement campaign became a trendsetter for future candidates, leading to the rise of 'virtual campaigning.' Future elections would see candidates debating from their living rooms, making pajamas the new political attire.. Fact: Did you know that Biden's basement was equipped with a mini-fridge? Because nothing says 'presidential' like a well-stocked snack station!.