MARCH 25, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring the Legacy of 'Top Gun'. Impact: The resurgence of 'Top Gun' prompted a global obsession with aviator sunglasses and a dramatic spike in the sale of bomber jackets, leading to a world where everyone thought they were a fighter pilot despite having never left the ground.. Fact: In a shocking turn of events, studies have shown that 'Top Gun' viewers are 37% more likely to shout 'I feel the need—the need for speed!' at random intervals..
• Headline: 'For Life' and 50 Cent's Justice Journey. Impact: 50 Cent's involvement in Isaac Wright Jr.'s story led to a sudden interest in wrongful convictions, resulting in a revitalized movement for justice reform that even made its way into the plots of mainstream Netflix dramas. Thanks, 50 Cent, for making justice cooler than it has any right to be.. Fact: 50 Cent was originally known for his music, but it turns out his real talent lies in being a legal superhero. Forget Batman; we need '50 Cent: Defender of the Wrongfully Accused!'.
• Headline: Senate Approves $2 Trillion Stimulus After Bipartisan Deal. Impact: The $2 trillion stimulus package was so large it made even Scrooge McDuck consider a career change, leading to a nationwide obsession with stimulus checks that had people dreaming of luxury purchases like inflatable pools and gourmet ramen.. Fact: This stimulus package was so big, it made the GDP look like a toddler in a toy store. And you thought your bank account was inflated before!.