MARCH 16, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden and Sanders Clash in Key Debate. Impact: This debate led to Biden’s eventual commitment to a female running mate, which set off a chain reaction of 'who wore it best' memes, ultimately culminating in an online fashion war that distracted millions from actual policy discussions.. Fact: Did you know that debates are basically fancy arguments where people wear suits instead of pajamas? Fancy, right?.
• Headline: Florida's Ex-Felons and Voting Rights. Impact: The debate over ex-felon voting rights sparked a nationwide trend of 'voting rights or not' discussions that became a popular theme for hip-hop songs. Who knew political discourse could lead to chart-topping hits?. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing harder than getting a job after being an ex-felon is explaining the voting process to your grandma..
• Headline: Eco-Adventure in Anza-Borrego Desert Park. Impact: This eco-adventure resulted in a new generation of Instagram influencers who now mistakenly believe that flowers are just props for their selfies, leading to a severe decline in actual flower appreciation and a rise in plant-based puns.. Fact: Did you know that ghost flowers are not actually ghosts? They are just really bad at being plants and prefer to be invisible instead..
• Headline: American Teenagers Are Declaring ‘Virginity Rocks’. Impact: The 'Virginity Rocks' craze inspired a bizarre fashion line that eventually led to an entire reality TV series, 'Keeping Up with the Virgins,' proving that the phrase 'content is king' can indeed include the most absurd concepts.. Fact: You know you're getting old when the idea of 'Virginity Rocks' sounds like a band name from your youth rather than a clothing trend..