MARCH 4, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Fashion Resilience Through Turbulent Times. Impact: The relentless pursuit of fashion amidst calamity sparked a new trend: disaster chic, where wearing rain boots during a drought became the next big thing, confusing everyone.. Fact: Did you know that Black Tuesday is often associated with the stock market crash of 1929? But hey, at least the runway models are doing fine, right?.
• Headline: When the Show Must Go On, Even Amid a Coronavirus Outbreak. Impact: The push for performances without live audiences led to a secret society of mimes forming, who believed they were the true future of entertainment, silently plotting their takeover.. Fact: Did you know that performing for an empty room is actually a lot like performing for certain political rallies? The applause is just in your head!.
• Headline: Bloomberg Endorses Biden as Sanders Laments Turnout of Younger Voters. Impact: Bloomberg's endorsement created a bizarre parallel universe where billionaires began running for office as a new hobby, leading to an annual competition called 'Rich Guys Running Wild.'. Fact: Did you know that 'younger voters' are basically the unicorns of the political world? Everyone talks about them, but no one can seem to find them at the polls..