FEBRUARY 26, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: Sanders Faces Attack in Democratic Debate. Impact: This debate set off a chain reaction where every politician since has felt the need to yell louder than their opponents in an attempt to drown out actual policy discussions. Thanks, Bernie.. Fact: Did you know that debates are basically just reality TV for politicians? At least they don't have to worry about the ratings—oh wait, they do..
• Headline: Dana H.: A Journey Into Darkness. Impact: The success of this play led to an influx of autobiographical works about trauma, paving the way for future generations to air their family laundry on stage instead of in therapy—because why not?. Fact: Fun fact: 'Dana H.' is one of the few plays where the audience leaves feeling emotionally drained but still slightly more enlightened than when they arrived. So, mission accomplished?.
• Headline: Virgil Abloh: A Millennial Icon?. Impact: This comparison ignited a fierce debate in the fashion world, ultimately leading to a social media revolution where every millennial felt entitled to critique haute couture while wearing sweatpants.. Fact: Did you know that being compared to Karl Lagerfeld can be both a compliment and a curse? Just ask any fashion designer who suddenly finds themselves trending on Twitter..
• Headline: Kerik Had ‘Hit Bottom.’ Then Trump Pardoned Him.. Impact: This pardon sent shockwaves through the justice system, creating a precedent where public relations could outweigh accountability, leading to a new trend of 'celebrity rehabilitations' that somehow make everyone feel a bit queasy.. Fact: It's a little-known fact that pardoning someone can feel like winning the lottery, except instead of money, you just get a fresh start—on someone else's dime..
• Headline: Katie Roiphe Feels Ambivalent About Feeling Ambivalent. Impact: Her struggle with ambivalence inspired countless others to embrace their indecision, ultimately leading to a global crisis of people who can’t even choose between pizza or tacos for dinner.. Fact: Did you know that ambivalence is just a fancy word for 'I have no idea what I’m doing'? Welcome to adulthood, where confusion is the only constant!.