FEBRUARY 2, 2020

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Future of Black Quarterbacks. Impact: This revolution sparked a cosmic chain reaction, leading to the unexpected rise of avocado toast as a staple in quarterback diets. Who knew that the fate of football would hinge on brunch items?. Fact: Did you know that Patrick Mahomes once threw a football so far it almost reached the future? Spoiler: In that future, everyone still argues about whether a hot dog is a sandwich..
• Headline: Iowa's Aging Population Shapes Politics. Impact: As Iowa's gray-haired population grows, a new political strategy emerges: candidates promise to bring back bingo nights and early bird specials, proving that politics can indeed be a game of chance.. Fact: Did you know that Iowans are the only people who can claim they have more candidates than cows? And yes, both tend to moo about the same issues!.
• Headline: Wuhan's Struggle Against Coronavirus Crisis. Impact: This crisis led to unprecedented global cooperation in health measures, but also to a rise in DIY mask-making skills that would later become a new Olympic sport, complete with fabric swatches and judging panels.. Fact: Did you know that Wuhan's struggles highlighted the fragility of global supply chains? Next time you can't find toilet paper, just remember: it could be the universe's way of telling you to use leaves..
• Headline: Review: HBO’s ‘McMillions’ Reminds Us That Every Era Has Its Scam. Impact: The McDonald's Monopoly fraud not only made people suspicious of fast food promotions but also inspired a generation of con artists to pitch pyramid schemes involving essential oils and 'miracle' weight loss coffee.. Fact: Did you know that the real prize in the McDonald's Monopoly game was the ability to not be scammed by a fast food chain? Turns out, the only thing more elusive than a winning piece was honesty in advertising..
• Headline: 2020 Super Bowl Commercials: Funeral for Mr. Peanut, Tears for Google. Impact: Mr. Peanut's untimely demise led to a nationwide mourning that somehow resulted in even more nut-based puns in marketing. Meanwhile, Google’s tears spurred a Google search for 'how to cry more effectively.'. Fact: Did you know that the Super Bowl commercials are basically the only time people will willingly sit through ads? If only we could convince them that watching paint dry is a competitive sport!.