DECEMBER 10, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump’s Charges Discouraged by Inquiry Findings. Impact: This event set off a chain reaction where every future president feels justified in making increasingly outrageous claims. Soon, we’ll need a new department dedicated to keeping track of 'alternative facts'.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'fake news' was uttered so many times it practically became its own political party? Welcome to the 'Alternative Universe of Facts'!.
• Headline: Impeachment and the Fight for Truth. Impact: The trial of truth in Washington was the spark that led to the rise of the 'Truth Detector' app, which, ironically, often crashes under the weight of reality.. Fact: Fun fact: The concept of truth has been in a long-term relationship with politics since the dawn of civilization, and let’s just say it’s a very complicated one!.
• Headline: Halfway Bitches Review Highlights Vibrant Play. Impact: The chaos of this play inspired a global movement of artistic expression, leading to an annual 'Unruly Arts Festival' where goat actors became the hottest new trend.. Fact: Did you know that a goat on stage can boost ticket sales by at least 50%? It’s like cat videos but with more drama!.
• Headline: Worried, Scared and Paralyzed: Lives Caught in Brexit Limbo. Impact: The uncertainty of Brexit created a new profession: 'Limbo Specialists', who now thrive on giving motivational speeches to people stuck in prolonged decision-making processes.. Fact: Did you know that the word 'Brexit' was actually invented during a long, awkward silence at a pub? Cheers to that moment of brilliance!.
• Headline: What Happens When a Weddings Influencer Gets Divorced?. Impact: Molly Rosen Guy’s divorce led to the birth of 'Divorce Influencers', who now provide tips on how to un-wedding dress and make single-life look fabulous.. Fact: Fun fact: The number of wedding-themed Pinterest boards skyrocketed after this event, proving that heartbreak is the ultimate muse for creativity!.