NOVEMBER 25, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Kristin Scott Thomas on Leadership Roles. Impact: Kristin Scott Thomas's statement about not identifying as a feminist mysteriously triggered a global trend of women publicly declaring their lack of labels. This led to an unexpected rise in unclassified coffee shop conversations and the permanent confusion of baristas everywhere.. Fact: Fun fact: By refusing to align with feminism, you can still enjoy the perks of being a leading actress while dodging any responsibility to actually support women's rights. What a time to be alive!.
• Headline: She Wants to Row to Get From N.Y.C. Into College. Impact: Sebastiana Lopez's determination to row to college inspired countless students to take on absurd challenges in pursuit of their educations. Soon, people were attempting to skateboard over mountains and learn calculus while skydiving—because why not make life unnecessarily complicated?. Fact: Did you know that rowing is actually just a fancy way to say, 'I like to sweat while moving backward'? It’s the ultimate workout for those who are really bad at directions..
• Headline: Black Voters to Black Candidates: Representation Is Not Enough. Impact: The message from Black voters about representation sparked a nationwide crisis among politicians who scrambled to figure out what voters actually wanted—leading to more transparency in politics, which, let’s be honest, was like asking a cat to take a bath.. Fact: Did you know that in politics, the phrase 'representation is not enough' means 'we need more than just a smiling face to fix decades of problems'? Politicians are still working on that one..