NOVEMBER 8, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tragic Loss: Family Caught in Violence. Impact: The realization that no one is safe sparked a worldwide trend of people investing in bubble wrap for emotional security. By 2030, personal bubble wrap suits became a fashion statement at the Met Gala.. Fact: This tragic event highlighted the pervasive violence in Mexico, leading to an increase in international awareness, yet somehow still not enough to get folks to stop posting vacation selfies from Cancun..
• Headline: Tina Turner Musical Review Insights. Impact: The lukewarm reception of the 'Tina' musical caused a ripple effect, inspiring Broadway producers to create a series of increasingly shallow musicals, culminating in 'The Life of a Paperclip: A Musical.'. Fact: Did you know that Tina Turner once sold more records than any other female artist? Apparently, her life story is still outshined by the household item’s dramatic journey from desk to trash..
• Headline: Natural Gas or Renewables? New Orleans Choice Is Shadowed by Katrina. Impact: The contentious energy debate catalyzed the rise of a 'Katrina Memorial Energy Summit,' where attendees could argue passionately about energy sources while sipping on overpriced organic smoothies.. Fact: Post-Katrina, New Orleans has become a testing ground for energy alternatives, making it the only city where you can feel guilty about your energy choices while enjoying a beignet..
• Headline: Are Parks for Strolling or Sports? In New York, It’s Complicated.. Impact: The great park debate led to the establishment of a 'Park Usage Committee' that ultimately devolved into a turf war between joggers and picnickers, resulting in a new sport: competitive lounging.. Fact: New York parks are so busy that if you sit down for a moment, you might inadvertently start a new trend—'Sit and Spectate,' where the real competition is who can do the least while looking the most active..