AUGUST 28, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Discover Alentejo's Untouched Coastal Beauty. Impact: The untouched beaches of Alentejo will remain pristine, but don’t worry, the inevitable rise of tourism will ensure that in 20 years, they’ll be just as crowded as a subway car during rush hour.. Fact: Did you know that Alentejo means 'beyond the Tejo'? It’s not just a geographical term; it’s also an invitation to get away from civilization…until civilization finds it, of course..
• Headline: The Dark Legacy of Epstein's Island. Impact: Epstein's island may have been a paradise for the rich and infamous, but its legacy has created a wave of distrust that will wash over the elite for generations—good luck finding a private island that isn’t haunted by scandal now.. Fact: Did you know that Epstein's island was once a place of luxury? Now, it’s more like an overpriced Airbnb that no one wants to visit due to its terrible reviews..
• Headline: Boris Johnson’s ‘Explosive’ Move to Get His Way on Brexit: Suspend Parliament. Impact: Boris Johnson's suspension of Parliament was like pulling the fire alarm during a test—everyone panicked, and in the chaos, he might just get what he wants, while history rolls its eyes and takes notes.. Fact: Did you know that asking the queen to suspend Parliament is basically the political equivalent of asking your mom if you can skip school? Spoiler: It rarely ends well..
• Headline: Peloton Is a Phenomenon. Can It Last?. Impact: Peloton's rise could lead to a future where people feel guilty about not exercising at home, while secretly consuming an entire pizza in one sitting. The treadmill of time keeps spinning, folks!. Fact: Did you know that the Peloton bike costs as much as a used car? Guess it's not just your fitness that’s getting a workout—your credit card is too!.