AUGUST 23, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Restaurants Face Staffing and Legal Challenges. Impact: As restaurants struggled to hire and fire, they unknowingly paved the way for the rise of the food truck industry, where hiring is as simple as a 'Help Wanted' sign on wheels. Who knew that a labor shortage would lead us to gourmet tacos on every street corner?. Fact: Did you know that many restaurants now consider hiring a magician to pull employees out of thin air? It’s cheaper than HR!.
• Headline: Venice Beach Adapts to Snapchat's Impact. Impact: Snapchat's influence on Venice Beach caused a ripple effect that led to the rise of 'Insta-surfing,' where surfers pose for social media instead of actually surfing. Who knew the beach could be so... staged?. Fact: Fun fact: Venice Beach is now considering changing its name to 'Instagram Beach' to better reflect its new identity as a social media hotspot..
• Headline: Desegregation Challenges in New York Schools. Impact: Carranza's struggles with desegregation became a catalyst for future educational reforms. Ironically, it also inspired a popular TikTok dance called 'The Inequality Shuffle' that highlights systemic issues while making everyone feel a little bit better about their lack of rhythm.. Fact: Did you know that despite the challenges, Carranza managed to get an honorary degree in dodging blame? It's a real skill in the education sector!.
• Headline: The Mystery of This Dusty Book, Signed by Amelia Earhart and Eleanor Roosevelt. Impact: The discovery of the book signed by Earhart and Roosevelt sparked a worldwide treasure hunt for other lost artifacts, leading to the unearthing of historical documents that proved people have always loved a good conspiracy theory.. Fact: Did you know that Amelia Earhart once considered a career in stand-up comedy? She decided that disappearing acts were more her style!.
• Headline: Baby Food, Bassinets and Talk of Salvation: Inside an Evangelical Pregnancy Center. Impact: The evolution of pregnancy centers toward emotional support made way for a new trend: 'Baby Boot Camps,' where new parents are trained to navigate life with a baby while simultaneously maintaining their sanity. Who knew the survival skills of parenting could be so competitive?. Fact: Fun fact: The director of the pregnancy center now has a side gig as a motivational speaker, teaching people how to find jobs and emotional support — and how to shower efficiently!.