JULY 21, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Boris Johnson's Family and Political Differences. Impact: If Boris Johnson's family had just chosen to play Monopoly instead of getting into politics, the entire Brexit saga might have turned into a reality TV show about family squabbles over property instead of a national crisis. Imagine the ratings!. Fact: Did you know that the Johnson family tree is more tangled than a season finale of a soap opera? Who knew politics could be such an entertaining family affair!.
• Headline: Inside the Life of a Food Delivery Driver. Impact: This deliveryman's 27-hour escapade might have inspired the creation of a new superhero: Captain Tipless! He fights for justice on the streets by dodging cabs and delivering cold pizza.. Fact: Did you know that tipping is optional? Just like the ethics of most food delivery apps! You know what they say, 'No tip, no problem'—said no delivery person ever..
• Headline: Discover Cooperstown's Baseball Heritage. Impact: The Hall of Fame's commitment to nostalgia might just have inspired a time-traveling league where players from every era compete. Spoiler alert: the 1920s team always wins because they have better flapper dresses.. Fact: Did you know that Cooperstown was originally chosen as the site of the Hall of Fame because it was far away enough from reality? Just like most baseball fans after a long season..
• Headline: Chinese Money in the U.S. Dries Up as Trade War Drags On. Impact: As Chinese money dries up, American innovation might just pivot to selling overpriced artisanal products that no one asked for. Prepare for a surge in avocado toast stocks!. Fact: Did you know that the trade war has made America less friendly for foreign investment? It's like a party where the host keeps changing the rules—everyone eventually just leaves..
• Headline: In 88 Trips to Capitol Hill, Mueller Grew Weary of Partisanship. Impact: Mueller's weariness with partisanship could lead to a future where Congress runs on coffee and bi-partisan bingo nights instead of partisan gridlock. Who knew legislative work could be so fun?. Fact: Did you know that after 88 trips to Capitol Hill, Mueller probably knows more about Congress than most legislators? Talk about a long-term relationship!.