MAY 20, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Koepka's Thrilling P.G.A. Championship Victory. Impact: If Koepka had lost, the entire golfing world might have spiraled into chaos, leading to a rise in underground golf leagues where players use lawnmowers instead of clubs to settle scores.. Fact: Did you know that golf is the only sport where you can yell 'fore!' and people will actually applaud you for it? In most other sports, it just gets you kicked out..
• Headline: Exploring Connection in 'Octet'. Impact: This musical may have sparked a trend where support groups start using musical theater to discuss their feelings, leading to an explosion of singing therapy sessions across the nation. Imagine a Broadway-style therapy session!. Fact: Fun fact: If you sing your grocery list, you might just forget half of it—much like how people forget their passwords every time the internet changes its policy..
• Headline: The Impact of Earthworms on Climate Models. Impact: The sudden invasion of worms might just lead to a secret worm army that, if left unchecked, could demand their own rights and overthrow humanity as the dominant species.. Fact: Did you know that earthworms can eat their body weight in soil every day? Imagine if they had a social media account—#SoilDietGoals..
• Headline: Amazon Faces Investor Pressure Over Facial Recognition. Impact: This pressure may lead Amazon to develop a new line of products that includes a 'No Surveillance' mode. Next up: the Echo Dot that stops listening when you ask it to.. Fact: Did you know that facial recognition might soon be able to identify your ex from a crowd? Because nothing says 'move on' like being reminded of your past at every turn..