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Popular recordings and roots/country selections associated with the year
HEADLINES ON May 5, 2019
Full News Archive
- Headline: Scholars Debate Racism in Historical Studies. Impact: This jousting match inadvertently led to the rise of a secret society of medieval scholars who now meet in basements to discuss the true origins of pizza and its connection to world domination.. Fact: The real reason medieval scholars never made it to the Olympics? They were too busy jousting with ideas and each other instead of, you know, actual sports..
- Headline: Shake-Up Looms at CBS News, as a Celebrated New Boss Makes Her Mark. Impact: This shake-up at CBS News led to a nationwide revolution where news anchors began to dominate reality TV, eventually resulting in an election season that was hosted by actual cats.. Fact: You know it's serious when the new boss at CBS News has a better chance of winning an Emmy than the actual news anchors do..
- Headline: After Intense Fighting in Gaza, Israel and Palestinians Observe Ceasefire. Impact: The ceasefire in Gaza inadvertently inspired a new genre of peace-themed songs, which somehow led to a revival of disco music in a world that desperately needed more sequins.. Fact: Ceasefires are like the adult version of 'time-out'—only instead of a corner, you get a temporary break from heavy artillery..