MAY 1, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Huawei's Cultural Challenges Abroad. Impact: If Huawei had magically turned into a global darling, we might all be speaking Mandarin and using phones that can brew tea while monitoring our heart rates. But alas, their communist roots made them a bit too spicy for the Western palate.. Fact: Huawei's CEO once claimed that they didn't need to spy on users because their phones are just that good at it. Talk about confidence!.
• Headline: Gender Equity and Harassment in Workplaces. Impact: As employers continue to mumble sweet nothings about gender equity while gagging victims with NDAs, they inadvertently fuel a generation of whistleblowers who will one day write bestsellers about workplace horror stories. Look out, publishers!. Fact: Studies show that the most common form of workplace harassment is actually just the sound of HR’s silence after an incident is reported..
• Headline: Dining Destinations: A Culinary Journey. Impact: If dining experiences were the new Olympic sport, we’d all be training our taste buds instead of our bodies. This obsession could lead to the rise of Michelin-starred athletes, competing for the best Michelin dish rather than gold medals!. Fact: In some parts of the world, getting a reservation at a Michelin-star restaurant is harder than getting a date on Tinder. And trust me, both are equally stressful!.
• Headline: Caster Semenya Loses Case to Compete as a Woman in All Races. Impact: Caster Semenya's battle will echo through time, inspiring future athletes to challenge the status quo. In a few decades, we could be seeing 'Testosterone Wars: The Musical' on Broadway!. Fact: Caster Semenya is not just an incredible athlete; she’s a reminder that sometimes, sports can be more about politics than performance..
• Headline: When the Mueller Investigation Ended, the Battle Over Its Conclusions Began. Impact: The Mueller investigation's aftermath could lead to an endless cycle of investigations, reports, and conspiracy theories that will keep future historians in business for centuries. Thanks for the job security, folks!. Fact: The Mueller report is one of the few things in history that has spawned more debates than whether pineapple belongs on pizza. And trust me, that's saying something!.