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HEADLINES ON April 29, 2019
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- Headline: Faith Leaders Respond to Synagogue Violence. Impact: In a bizarre twist of fate, this shooting prompted a worldwide trend of bulletproof prayer shawls. Who knew fashion could be so morbidly ironic?. Fact: Did you know that places of worship have historically been seen as sanctuaries? Apparently, that concept is getting a 21st-century upgrade with security scans..
- Headline: Cillian Murphy Shines in Grief Adaptation. Impact: Cillian Murphy’s performance in this play leads to a surge in dads seeking therapy to bond with imaginary birds. Who knew grief could become such a trendy conversation starter?. Fact: Fun fact: Cillian Murphy has portrayed more complex characters than most politicians have made promises. Just saying..
- Headline: Struggles of Syrian Refugees in Turkey. Impact: The plight of Syrian refugees on hazelnut farms leads to an unexpected global hazelnut shortage, causing a Nutella withdrawal crisis that sparks a new ‘No Nutella’ protest movement.. Fact: Did you know that hazelnuts are technically not nuts? Yeah, they’re actually seeds. Someone should tell Nutella before they change their marketing strategy!.
- Headline: How Will the Fed Fight the Next Recession? It’s Trying to Figure That Out Right Now. Impact: The Fed’s struggles to fight the next recession lead to a new economic theory involving interpretive dance as a means of signal reading. Dance like no one’s watching… or investing.. Fact: Did you know that the Fed has been trying to figure this out since the dawn of time? Okay, maybe just since 1913, but still—who's counting?.
- Headline: The Forbidding Reputation and Hypnotic Scenery of the Devil’s Highway. Impact: The haunting stories of the Devil's Highway encourage a wave of hipster road trips, where millennials seek out 'authentic' life-threatening experiences. Next stop: danger!. Fact: Fun fact: The Devil's Highway was actually named after a series of unfortunate events, not because it was a favorite route of Satan himself. Disappointing, I know..