APRIL 16, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Notre-Dame: A Symbol of Resilience. Impact: The fire at Notre-Dame not only singed the cathedral but also sparked a renewed sense of French nationalism, leading to an unexpected trend of beret sales skyrocketing. Who knew a monument could fuel fashion statements?. Fact: Did you know that Notre-Dame has stood since the 12th century? Talk about a long-standing commitment to architectural drama..
• Headline: Bernie Sanders Faces Clinton Loyalist Again. Impact: The clash between Sanders and the Clinton loyalists sent shockwaves through the Democratic Party, unintentionally inspiring a new generation of hipsters to open 'Bernie-themed' coffee shops. Because nothing says 'revolution' like overpriced lattes.. Fact: Fun fact: Political infighting has led to more coffee shop openings than legislation passed since 2000. Coincidence? I think not..
• Headline: Macron Calls for Unity After Notre-Dame Fire. Impact: Macron's call for unity after the Notre-Dame fire did wonders for French morale, eventually leading to a bizarre but charming resurgence of accordion music in public spaces. Nothing says unity like a good polka.. Fact: After the fire, Macron's approval ratings rose faster than the flames. Maybe he should have set a few more things ablaze?.
• Headline: Donald Trump, China Savior? Some Chinese Say Yes. Impact: Trump being labeled a 'China Savior' led to a bizarre series of diplomatic memes, with business leaders in China hilariously reimagining him as a superhero. Spoiler: his cape is made of trade tariffs.. Fact: Funny enough, Trump's hair has been under intense scrutiny by Chinese hairdressers, who believe it's a symbol of American resilience. Or maybe just a bad hair day..
• Headline: Robert A. Caro, Private Eye. Impact: Caro's deep dives into political history inspired a wave of amateur historians, leading to a rise in conspiracy theories about why cats are conspiring with politicians. Spoiler: it involves tuna.. Fact: Robert A. Caro spent so much time researching that he once mistook a coffee shop for a historical archives center. The barista was not amused..