MARCH 25, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Presidency: Investigation Conclusion. Impact: This event set off a chain reaction where Trump's supporters believed they could do anything without consequences, leading to a future where 'alternative facts' became a thing. Who knew a cloud could have such a silver lining for conspiracy theories?. Fact: Fun fact: Clouds are just water vapor, much like the claims of 'no collusion'—sometimes they just dissipate into thin air!.
• Headline: Barr's Controversial Exoneration of Trump. Impact: Barr's intervention not only fueled Trump's re-election campaign but also inspired a new genre of political dramas where the plot twist is always: 'but then the attorney general saved the day!' Hollywood jumped on it faster than you can say 'obstruction of justice'.. Fact: Interesting tidbit: The phrase 'punted' is often used in football, but here it really means to kick responsibility out of bounds. Go team!.
• Headline: How ‘Us’ Turned the Weed Anthem ‘I Got 5 on It’ Into a Creepy Horror Theme. Impact: The transformation of a stoner anthem into a horror theme inadvertently created a new subgenre of music that confused everyone. Suddenly, hip-hop fans were afraid to enjoy their favorite tracks—talk about a buzzkill.. Fact: Fun fact: 'I Got 5 on It' was originally just about splitting costs for weed, but now it’s also about splitting your sanity in a movie theater!.