MARCH 4, 2019

Full News Archive

• Headline: Amazon's Negotiation Tactics Explained. Impact: If Amazon had just taken their toys and left New York, maybe the tech industry would have crumbled, leading us to a dystopian future where we barter with Ubers instead of using cash. Thanks, Jeff Bezos!. Fact: Did you know that Amazon's original name was 'Cadabra'? Because nothing says 'trustworthy' like a name that sounds like a magic trick gone wrong..
• Headline: U.S.-China Trade Deal Developments. Impact: The trade deal's lukewarm embrace could spark a global trend of half-hearted agreements, leading to a future where handshake deals are conducted with the same enthusiasm as a Monday morning meeting.. Fact: Did you know that tariffs were originally created to protect local economies? Now they’re just a fun way for politicians to flex their muscles without actually doing anything..
• Headline: Luminary: The Netflix of Podcasts. Impact: If Luminary successfully becomes the Netflix of podcasts, we might one day find ourselves living in a world where our personal thoughts are also available via subscription. Welcome to the future of capitalism!. Fact: Did you know that some podcasts are so popular that they’ve been known to make people cry? Not from the content, but from the realization that they paid for a subscription to listen to someone talk about their cat..
• Headline: Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Faces Biggest Test of His Power. Impact: Kraft's legal woes could set a precedent where other team owners face public trials, leading to a future where NFL games are less about touchdowns and more about courtroom dramas. Think 'Law & Order: NFL'.. Fact: Did you know that Robert Kraft once bought a Super Bowl ring for President Trump? Because nothing says 'friendship' like a piece of jewelry that costs more than most people's houses..