MARCH 2, 2019

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• Headline: Trump's Controversial Remarks on Otto Warmbier. Impact: Trump's comments on Otto Warmbier sparked a global debate about diplomacy, leading to a new era of international relations where leaders must weigh their words carefully, lest they accidentally summon the wrath of Twitter.. Fact: Did you know that Otto Warmbier's story became a cautionary tale? Now, every time a parent hears about a foreign study abroad program, they immediately Google 'North Korea' and panic..
• Headline: Unveiling the Massage Parlor Underworld. Impact: The exposure of the illicit massage industry led to heightened scrutiny of labor practices worldwide, resulting in an unexpected surge of interest in ethical spa retreats, where even the cucumbers for your eyes are ethically sourced.. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'happy ending' has taken on a whole new meaning since this industry was uncovered. Now it just means a good tip for the hard-working staff!.
• Headline: Bezos: From Tycoon to Tinseltown. Impact: Bezos' Hollywood adventure inadvertently paved the way for tech moguls to try their hand at filmmaking, leading to a dystopian future where every movie is just a 2-hour commercial for a new product.. Fact: Did you know that before Bezos tried to conquer Hollywood, he thought about conquering the moon? But then he realized there were no box office receipts in space..
• Headline: The New 30-Something. Impact: As millennials redefine adulthood, the 'new 30-something' phenomenon influenced financial institutions to create entirely new loan categories, like 'emotional support loans' for those struggling with avocado toast addiction.. Fact: Did you know that the average age of financial independence has now become a popular trivia question? Spoiler alert: no one knows the answer, and everyone’s embarrassed..
• Headline: Momo Is as Real as We’ve Made Her. Impact: The 'Momo Challenge' sparked a wave of parental paranoia, leading to an increase in family board game nights and a sudden spike in nostalgia for the days when the scariest thing was a broken VHS tape.. Fact: Fun fact: Momo's popularity led to a rise in sculptors and artists trying to recreate her image, but all they ended up with was a lot of confused children and some very ugly statues..